Brian Pierce (captain_slinky) wrote,
Brian Pierce

Ways I will celebrating May The Fourth (Star Wars Day)

Make-out with my sister.

Blow-up a Government building of some sort.

Tell all my illegitimate children that *I* am their FATHER before cutting off one of their hands.

Shouting "IT'S A TRAP!" at random people.

Go to a seedy bar and shoot SOMEBODY first.

Say "I've got a bad feeling about this" whenever there's an awkward pause in conversation.
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